somebody could literally make the funniest joke in the universe, expertly crafted and hand made like a fine artisan cheese, but it’ll never make me laugh as much as that one fucking comic where goofy steals a hat from himself in a different panel and defies all logic and starts crying
khloes instagram to kendall congratulating her on her vogue cover show how detached the kardashians are from the real world. she says something along the lines of “you made so many sacrifices. all the family events you had to skip, being able to just hang out enjoying being 20, and all the times you were homesick because you were working finally paid off.” like this family wouldn’t know a real sacrifice or struggle is it slapped them across the face. like oh no she couldn’t make it to their vacation on a private island because she was on a private jet flying back and forth to paris :( oh no kendall’s sitting in a luxury hotel being catered to left and right but she’s a little homesick :( oh no she didn’t get to be a “normal girl” because her and her bff got handed modeling contracts together :( she really has given up so much :(
Tumblr: 'Sexual harassment is so awful and harmful, we have to believe the victims and take them seriously'
Taylor Swift: *is sexually harassed and attempts to countersue the perpetrator and donate the money from the law suit to women who are suffering from domestic abuse*
Tumblr: 'Lmao all that bitch does is sue people, let's make this into a meme, she's probably lying about it for attention anyway lol'
Tumblr: 'Girls should empower each other and build each other up'
Taylor Swift: *Surrounds herself with strong women who build each other up and stand up for one another*
Tumblr: 'I'm so sick of Taylor's fake ass squad, they're like the clique in mean girls lmao Regina George'
Tumblr: 'Slut shaming is so sexist and wrong'
Taylor Swift: *Has a boyfriend*
Tumblr: 'What is this like boyfriend number 3925, can't she just be happy alone for once'
Tumblr: 'I'm so sick of double standards, women get dragged for doing the exact same thing as men and its wrong'
Taylor Swift: *writes songs about relationships - something that male songwriters do without getting called out for*
Tumblr: 'Woow another breakup song, she just dates guys to write albums can she not write about anything else ffs'
Tumblr: 'Celebrities do not have to speak up about social justice issues, it's not their job. Stop expecting them to do so'
Taylor Swift: *Speaks out about feminism and sexism that she has encountered in every day life and tries to bring it to an end*
Tumblr: '???? ok but where has she talked about intersectional feminism??? Where has she talked about race or sexuality??? hmm?? Fake feminist bitch'
Tumblr: 'It's ok to make mistakes, it's how we learn and how we grow :)'
Taylor Swift: *Makes a mistake*
Tumblr: 'I KNEW IT. I knew she was a fake bitch from day 1 I hate her she's such a snake'
Tumblr: 'Seeing successful women is so inspiring, they have to work harder than men to get where they are so we should support them and their careers'
Taylor Swift: *takes credit for a song she wrote*
Tumblr: 'haha #exposed that bitch is dead lmao #taylorswiftisoverparty I'm so happy her career is over'
